December 2009
raindropmaster:
fmylife:
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered “Well, she is masturbating right now, but I’ll tell her to call you later!”. FML
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WIN! SO, SO WIN! :))
1824. I wish my parents can see that I'm worth...
(via 11-eleven-wishes)
I work in an airport. Today, a group of around 50...
younghollywoodcelebs:
(www.givesmehope.com)
@colorizeme
beholdthevolume:
PAULAAAA! Gusto ko pumunta dyan sa inyo! :|
Haha, sorry Vianing. :)) Aalis kami ng CV e. We’re gonna go SKAAATING. Bukas, you like? :)
1712. I wish we didn't become friends. It's...
(via 11-eleven-wishes)
1716. I wish love was avoidable. But that's...
(via 11-eleven-wishes)
(heylexa)
1. Did something you said you would never do. 2. Paid for someone who said they would pay you back but never did. 3. Lied about where you were. 4. Discovered a new musician. 5. Made something for a friend. 6. Got a new phone. 7. Got a new iPod/Zune/Mp3 player. 8. Watched three or more episodes of Saturday Night Live. 9. Made fun of someone. 10. Created a tumblr. 11. Flew on a plane for...
Merry Christmas! :)
Merry Christmas to all. Happy Birthday, Jesus! :)
BV
heylexa:
colorizeme:
heylexa:
colorizeme:
Oo! Ikaw. Ikaw yung BV. :|
Squish, you okay? >:D<
’Mhmm. No. :|
Ano meron? Mag-christmas na oh, smile na! :)
It’s nothing. I’ll try. I don’t feel like being all Christmas-y. :| :(
know that sounds like an excuse, but please believe me when I say that I didn’t...
– Savannah Lynn Curtis, Dear John by Nicholas Sparks
BV
heylexa:
colorizeme:
Oo! Ikaw. Ikaw yung BV. :|
Squish, you okay? >:D<
’Mhmm. No. :|
BV
Oo! Ikaw. Ikaw yung BV. :|
I love OneRepublic so much. ♥
'Cause I just set them up to knock 'em down.
Hmm. :|
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Ang stupid ng Globe. It won't allow me to go Unli!...